I'm Jason Murray. Some people tell me I should write my bio in the third person. I think that's f*£%ing weird. I made this website, so why would I introduce myself in the third person?
I'm from Oregon, living in Brooklyn. I love Lady Gaga, disco balls, crappy drinks, and $1 oysters. I'm a Scorpio, and the Sorting Hat put me in Slytherin. But don't worry, I think Draco Malfoy is a douche. I would have been in Dumbledore's Army. In the real world my friends and I stay politically active on the weekends.
If you were hoping for a more professional bio, you can find my résumé here. If you'd like to stalk me, check out my instagram: